Republicans Big Suprise!

The Republican party has made a major decision,inorder to show that Senator John McCain is correct with his Iraq policy the party has decided to move its Republican convention from Minnesota to the fine city of Bagdad,Iraq. This was a big suprise to the vice president who stated that he will not go because it is not safe. Joe Liberman said that he likes the move.The president asked why it is necessary to move the convention because the two cities are so close in distance. Security for this convention will be lead by Donald Rumsfeld due to his great knowledge of the Iraq people.The hope is that some of the the candidates that are running for politics in Iraq, will change parties and become Republicans.They would be called Iraqicans. The hope is that 20,000 people will attend and 5,000 will return, this would be good for both parties.The Republicans that are against this conventions move to Iraq are the ones that voted for and backed the president in this war have said that they never wanted to go there.The Republicans have said that if this convention is successful that it will be held in Bagdad for the next twenty years or until the war is over.